Prince Aggravatingly Charming∟ [ sent ; ] i hope not. beastiality isn’t really my thing
∟ [ sent ; ] but hey, to each their own
∟ [ sent ; ] that’s pretty reasonable
∟ [ sent ; ] but at the first sign of trouble, i’m throwing you under the bus and taking all the cash for myself
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] well thats always reassuring to know.
∟ [ sent ; ] and that sounds pretty reasonable to me too
∟ [ sent ; ] except there won’t be trouble
∟ [ sent ; ] because this is my apparent destiny and i’m gonna be awesome at it
∟ [ sent ; ] we’ll be like the new-age bonnie and clyde
Prince Aggravatingly Charming∟ [ sent ; ] who puts that in a fortune cookie?
∟ [ sent ; ] aren’t they usually supposed to be cheesy and positive?
∟ [ sent ; ] something like ‘your true love will reveal themselves to you under the moonlight’
∟ [ sent ; ] i think i’ve gotten something similar to that before
∟ [ sent ; ] sounds tempting, but what’s in it for me?
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] apparently happy wok puts that in a fortune cookie
∟ [ sent ; ] is your true love a werewolf or something? moonlight is a little dramatic
∟ [ sent ; ] uh
∟ [ sent ; ] we can split any profits obtained 50/50
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] i just opened a fortune cookie and my fortune read
∟ [ sent ; ] ‘society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it’
∟ [ sent ; ] so i’m thinking that somewhere in the near future i’m going to turn to a life of crime and you know every bad guy needs a trusted ally
∟ [ sent ; ] so, what do you say? wanna break bad with me?
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.
- lydia: how very generous of you.
- lydia: you’re going to fail— just throwing that out there.
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] the world may never know.
∟ [ sent ; ] i’m not going to fail, actually. you’d be surprised at how persistent i can be when i want to achieve something.
Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
he might’ve dropped his cellphone the second he opened up the picture message that nerd in denial had sent him. the image showing on the screen very—— bare.
and he might’ve lost all coherency for a couple minutes, too–
before he finally fumbled with his cellphone enough to get the picture to go away and shoot her a quick text message because there was no way in hell she did that on purpose there was literally no fucking way.
[ sent to: nerd in denial ]
- stiles: i’m just going to act like i never saw anything at all.
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: i don’t know if i should trust your judgement.
- lydia: probably when i was like.. eight??
- lydia: and even then, it was strictly mario kart.
[ sent to: nerd in denial ]
- stiles: i just don’t see being a nerd as something negative. clearly you’re into that sorta stuff and you know a lot about it - what’s so horrible about liking things.
- stiles: besides the fact that some people think they’re stupid.
- stiles: i think jersey shore and every real housewives television show is stupid.
- stiles: everyones different. might as well embrace it.
- stiles: now THAT sounded like a fortune cookie.
- stiles: mario kart is a classic! i gotta introduce you to some other games though.
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: he was. the relationship didn’t last long after that.
- lydia: i don’t know if i should feel proud or embarrassed that i’m actually familiar with all of those titles.
- lydia: eh, thanks but no thanks— i think i’ll pass. i prefer my literature /without/ the illustrations.
[ sent to: nerd in denial ]
- stiles: proud. you should feel very proud.
- stiles: alright then.
- stiles: how about a video game then? ever try one out?