Prince Aggravatingly Charming∟ [ sent ; ] i hope not. beastiality isn’t really my thing
∟ [ sent ; ] but hey, to each their own
∟ [ sent ; ] that’s pretty reasonable
∟ [ sent ; ] but at the first sign of trouble, i’m throwing you under the bus and taking all the cash for myself
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] well thats always reassuring to know.
∟ [ sent ; ] and that sounds pretty reasonable to me too
∟ [ sent ; ] except there won’t be trouble
∟ [ sent ; ] because this is my apparent destiny and i’m gonna be awesome at it
∟ [ sent ; ] we’ll be like the new-age bonnie and clyde
Prince Aggravatingly Charming∟ [ sent ; ] who puts that in a fortune cookie?
∟ [ sent ; ] aren’t they usually supposed to be cheesy and positive?
∟ [ sent ; ] something like ‘your true love will reveal themselves to you under the moonlight’
∟ [ sent ; ] i think i’ve gotten something similar to that before
∟ [ sent ; ] sounds tempting, but what’s in it for me?
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] apparently happy wok puts that in a fortune cookie
∟ [ sent ; ] is your true love a werewolf or something? moonlight is a little dramatic
∟ [ sent ; ] uh
∟ [ sent ; ] we can split any profits obtained 50/50
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] i just opened a fortune cookie and my fortune read
∟ [ sent ; ] ‘society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it’
∟ [ sent ; ] so i’m thinking that somewhere in the near future i’m going to turn to a life of crime and you know every bad guy needs a trusted ally
∟ [ sent ; ] so, what do you say? wanna break bad with me?
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.
- lydia: how very generous of you.
- lydia: you’re going to fail— just throwing that out there.
Nerd In Denial∟ [ sent ; ] the world may never know.
∟ [ sent ; ] i’m not going to fail, actually. you’d be surprised at how persistent i can be when i want to achieve something.
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: …are you trying to give me life advice?
- lydia: i didn’t realize you upheld an occupation as a motivational speaker.
- lydia: college student by day, life coach by night.
- lydia: should i be paying you for your services?
- lydia: i doubt any other games would capture my interest.
[ sent to: nerd in denial ]
- stiles: i’m thinking about minoring in it, actually.
- stiles: it’ll look good on the resume. everyone enjoys motivation.
- stiles: that one was free of charge. don’t sweat it.
- stiles: challenge accepted.
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: i don’t know if i should trust your judgement.
- lydia: probably when i was like.. eight??
- lydia: and even then, it was strictly mario kart.
[ sent to: nerd in denial ]
- stiles: i just don’t see being a nerd as something negative. clearly you’re into that sorta stuff and you know a lot about it - what’s so horrible about liking things.
- stiles: besides the fact that some people think they’re stupid.
- stiles: i think jersey shore and every real housewives television show is stupid.
- stiles: everyones different. might as well embrace it.
- stiles: now THAT sounded like a fortune cookie.
- stiles: mario kart is a classic! i gotta introduce you to some other games though.
[ sent to: prince aggravatingly charming ]
- lydia: he was. the relationship didn’t last long after that.
- lydia: i don’t know if i should feel proud or embarrassed that i’m actually familiar with all of those titles.
- lydia: eh, thanks but no thanks— i think i’ll pass. i prefer my literature /without/ the illustrations.
[ sent to: nerd in denial ]
- stiles: proud. you should feel very proud.
- stiles: alright then.
- stiles: how about a video game then? ever try one out?